White Men Needed to Play Devil's Advocate
Someone posted this amazing ad on Montreal Craigslist
By Anon / montreal.craigslist.ca
Mar 15, 2016
Do you have what it takes to insert yourself callously into conversations that have literally nothing to do with you? Think you have the guts to step in and silence marginalized voices that have fallen on deaf ears since the dawn of time?

We NEED you!!!!

RIGHT NOW, across the globe, thousands of people are having meaningful conversations about race, gender and sexuality with NO ONE willing to take one for the team and speak over them. 

We are looking for qualified and enthusiastic candidates who are interested in our highly specialized Opp-roach™ program which will train you to become the loud voice in the room that is never required. Our goal is to train a legion of warriors who are interested in dismantling "PC culture" and believe that the best approach to social issues is to deny their existence. 

Using our Opp-roach™, you will learn how to:

• Redirect subject matter towards Opp-roach™ approved views such as "I don't see race" and #NotAllMen.

• Deny the reality of a person's existence by pointing to isolated incidents, like, this one time your buddy Jim was falsely accused of rape. Because Jim is a great guy. And they were BOTH drunk.

• Use the proper escape route of "I'm just playing devil's advocate!" at crucial moments in the conversation.

• Believe that your voice is important and that you have a seat at the table, just like everyone else!

Think this is you? 
Preference will be given to cisgender males with an absolute inability to self-reflect or think critically.

Contact us immediately to get started with an Opp-roach™ kit and information on joining our local chapters. 

Because every tough conversation deserves to be interrupted.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
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