By Tim Hjersted
Dec 15, 2007
Beware the dark side, organic farmers. The corporate Sith Lords and their armies of GMO mutations threaten all food on earth. They are developing a new super weapon, capable of infecting entire species of foods and causing mass die-offs. Darth Tater calls it... the terminator seed, otherwise known as... the Death Melon! Forewarned... young Cuke Skywalker. Forewarned...